Saw this book lying on the shelves in our school (it was beside another book called Witches or something, and that book is GREEN. Like, you know a book has 6 sides right? 3 sides are the covers and the spine. But this book has the remaining book in GREEN. Super cool!) and I read the first three pages or so and borrowed it.
After reading a third of it and scanning through the rest, I have confirmed my hypothesis:
Winners of the Pulitzer Prize write books that I (and probably you) detest.