Hey, you're potentially looking at the world's coolest intern with Standard Chartered bank. :D I'm here to convince why I'm cool enough. :D
#1, I tweet and facebook often.
By often, I actually mean DAILY. So basically, I tweet and login to Facebook practically every day, even when my examinations are on. Sinful, yes, but I'm addicted like that. And it's actually entertaining. (:
Plus, I actually follow a couple of... Educational twitter accounts, I would say. (e.g: Channelnewsasia, OMGFacts etc) so I get to keep up with the news and gain some knowledge even though I don't read the paper. Newspapers leave a print on my fingers and I hate that. Plus it stinks, literally.
#2. Heaps of energy to Tweet and Facebook!
Since I eat often, I've got heaps of energy to keep up with all the tweetings and Facebook-ing!
I'm dedicated to Facebook so much to the extent that I often eat in front of my computer!
#4. I type fast. Like, really fast.
I estimate myself to type a million letters per minute or so.
(goes on to brag)
Okay la, but seriously lor, I type super fast, like The Flash.
Willing to spam coffee to stay awake on the intern job!
Seeeeeeeeeee...? :D Who else besides me?!
#6. I'm good at communication, especially when online!
I don't typ3 lykk thiish tuhh mak3 mai w0rdz hard to r3ad. Plus I have this good habit of starting every sentence with a capital letter! :D And I use standard English, quite standard uh (to me) So yeap!
And I do use emoticons often so it's a plus point too. (:
So yes, I'm cool enough to be the World’s Coolest Intern with Standard Chartered Bank for a 6-month internship programme and get paid SGD 30,000 for it! Confirm, guarantee plus chop!